Waterproof Squirt Blanket™️ - Charcoal Bamboo Summer Blanket
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The summer Splash Blanket™ is our new lightweight waterproof mat made of bamboo, making it cooler, lighter and breathable. Perfect as an intimacy throw to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface, the summer blanket doubles as a waterproof picnic rug or a back-seat shield for beach trips with the dogs or kids.
Soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time *wink wink*, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting or picnic blankets for kids or pets (yep, they love them too!).
Colours Available:
The Summer Blanket is available in four colours - Black, Charcoal, Caramel Latte or Vanilla Bean - and two sizes (medium or large).
Sizes Available:
Travel Size: 50cm x 75cm (19 x 29 inches). Best kept in your bedside drawer or under your toosh for capturing and wiping down bodily fluids after a sexy romp. You may also like to use it in the pram, baby carrier, car seat or anywhere to capture spills, spews, breast milk or unexpected leakages.
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?
The summer Splash Blanket™ is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent. Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the summer Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the material. It can hold up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested).
Care Instructions:
Your summer blanket is machine washable and dryer friendly. Simply wash on your regular cool or warm towel wash and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep it extra soft or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
Warranty:
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.
Material:
Your blanket is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester with a waterproof internal layer (TPU).
Suggested uses:
- Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
- Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
- Incontinence pad for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
- Baby blanket for free-nappy time
- Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
- Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.
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Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.
“The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.