Name: Waterproof Squirt Blanket™️- Mulberry The OG
Brand: rosie rees
SKU: SKUWBMS50X50
Price: 89.99 AUD
Availability: InStock

Waterproof Squirt Blanket™️- Mulberry The OG

$89.99

Australian GST included.

Size

Small (1.2 x 1.2m)

Medium (1.2 x 2m)

Large (2 x 2m)

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Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading.

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Splash Blankets™ - affectionately known ‘round here as Squirt Blankets - not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Splash Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.

What sizes are available?

Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!

Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.

Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.

All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.

What colours are available?

We launch new colours every 3-6 months so make sure you subscribe to our newsletter to stay tuned! Currently we have the following colours available: Emerald Green, Moon Blood, Cloud, Purple Smoke, Onyx, Tasmanian Navy, Sage, Cherry Blossom, Bluebell, Lavender Mist, Gold Mustard, Champagne, Eggplant, Olive, Latte, Black on Black, Mulberry, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Burnt Orange, Dusty Magenta, and Rose Quartz.

How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?

Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids.

Wash Instructions:

Simply wash on a regular wash (cool or warm) like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Material:

Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. We also now have a bamboo summer blanket for folks who prefer something more light-weight.

Warranty:

Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.

Suggested uses:

Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
Baby blanket for free-nappy time
Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.

Tag & Follow us on Instagram:

Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket. Our Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.

Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

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Waterproof Squirt Blanket™️- Mulberry The OG